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Saturday, June 25, 2011

PREFECTS GATHERING DI SBU

ASSALAMMUALAIKUM.DAN SALAM 1 MALAYSIA....testing mic....1,2,3..............okok....

ary nie aku nk cite pasal smalam sabtu ape jd.......actually smalam aku ade prefext's gathering.....so smalam all prefects dri mcm2 skola dtg la.......tgk2 COCHRANE pyer prefect je pkai sluar putih,....hensem bhai.....mcm2 aktiviti la kt sane..........dpt berkenalan dgn kwn2 bru.....kt sane org puteh kte ape ek ITS PREFECT FUN TIME....gitulah ayatnye........hahahaha.......... to  TENGKU HARITH,TO BOTH ABG ADIB FROM V.I ,AKAK2 SBU DLM GROUP SYE...U THE BES............lg satu kiteorg  ade tgkp gmbr satu group.....mmg ketard jek sume.....hahahahha.......then abes je prefect gathering smalam kiteorg tros je balik...aku,akmal ngan abg agus....syok giler...ESPRIT DE CORPS

Saturday, June 11, 2011

TaMat SudA KegEmbIRAan

SALAM....testing mic....okok...

tajuk diatas cukup utk menggambarkan kesedehan dan kesadisan aku sbb CUTI da abes......tamat la kegembiraan......

2 minggu cuti....ON9,ON9,ON9....................pergh.....study x menetu tp ade la 3-4 subjek aku da katam F1 ngan F2.......lek jek.............hahaha...........................cuti aku kali ni ditemani ooleh rakan2 KAA CREW.............dany,sai,syakir,kekasih glap aku pana,erin,hanim,nuek akmal..........dan LAEN2.....hurm....

actually aku tgh bosan menaip nie sbb makin hari makin dekat bhai nk PMR.......takut gak nie.................nk wt cm ne....lg takut lg cepat dye dtg...........lek saje la...............mcm2 da jd dlm 2minggu cuti nie

first, BELIAU da remove aku dri family members dye.........actually aku x kesah pon nk buang ke x....korg x kan x knal aku.....berjiwe kering...nk buang,buang la....nk simpan,simpan je la.....LG PON NOTHING JE BENDE JADAH NIE SUME.....

second,tq bang long (dany) da motivate bang cik utk menghadapi PMR this year........pesanan kamu tu mmg menusuk kalbu den.....membakar semangat pon ade.....mung doa den 9A......dekat SASER tu...

third,KEKASIH GLAP KU PANA ...........ADOIII.......jgn lupe kamu menukarkan password aku........after kite kawen abg kau kawen..............jgn smpi esok PMR ari ni aku on9......parah nmenye tu.... ingt tu....

fourth,syakir kt skola kite sambung cite XXX.......lek saje.....mcm2 cer aku nk ckp kt ko nie...

tu je la yg aku rse nk ckp b4 skola stat balik......actually,MCM2 BENDE BEST AKU WT....tp,biar lah aku N THE GANG JE TAU....GMBR2....NNTY LA AKU UPLOAD.....

ok da mlm nie...nk tido la......sudah lewat malam....hahaha........BUDAK NERD kene tido awal.................x gitu MAIL LAMBUNG?........turn opp the mic ples.....tq....SALAM.....

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

ANKLE INJURY............argh..

SALAM TO ALL DER AND SIS.....................

    Ary nie aku nk cite pasal kecederaan yg menimpa aku selasa smalam..................cite dye mcm ni...sdang aku asyik braksi di atas padang pergh tetibe kene tackle...............atfirst ingtnyer ok je............ley -pulak ku sambung bermain....ish2.............smpi je umah....JENGJENGJENG......................kaki aku scare automatic je x boley jalan...........pergh meraung kesakitan aku......sakit giler..................aku da bubuh ass ais........tp x jalan gak.....lastly  mak aku suroh letak air beras.sapu kt tmpt yg sakit tu.................aku dgr pon blank.....hehehe...........aku pon buat je la..........................smalaman aku x tido...........mengenangkan rasa yg btol2 saket ni....................ish2...................

esok nye rabu aku balik kmpg.....................smpi je kmpg aku tros kene urut ngan ATOK UDA aku..............sakit bhaiii....tp aku kool jek.....hehehe.......lastly terus sihat.......NOW MY INJURY RECOVERED

Saturday, June 4, 2011

~~ My Journey In PREFECT BOARD ~~ emm

testing2.......mic soundcheck.......haa...okok////////////........bru ley stat cite mic da on...........

SALAM.................ok ari ni gua saje je nk cite or sharing nan korg pasal pengalaman aku spanjang jd prefect.....POPULAR KE?  WANTED KE? hahahaha

      first time aku masok cochrane aku blur...tgk skola  bosa betol.....lg pon skola rendah aku dulu sekangkang kera je porn pon.....................maklumlah aku ni kekadg bole dpt penyakit KEJUTAN BUDAYA........haha..sangap la gak aku nan SMK COCHRANE ni.....bese la...dak2 x matang lg an....masok skola besar......JAKUN BHAI....hahaha.....

Ari pertama aku masok skola ni first skali aku usha prefect dye...haha..............SUIT DYE CANTEK........gua admire gile babi pyer la....ntah apsal ntah......sukoi2......nk dipendekkan cite gua apply la nk jd PREFECT..........skali nme gua dpt.................aku ingt tros pkai baju pengawas........skali ade pemilihan la..........da mcm SELECTION BOLA lak...adoiiii...............UTK PENGETAHUAN KALIAN, sekolah beta sbelom jd pgws perlu jd probate......ala mcm jawatan dlm askar la.......yg paling KEJI skali jawatan PROBATE laa....................hahaha

first time aku jd probate aku duty main gate..........duty sini lebeyh kurg ambik part time jd pak guard la..........bukak pagar jge pagar.........lg saket bile panas terik....pergh....saket bhai......cube la korg bayangkan kulit aku dulu seindah suria menyinar skang da mcm bontot kuali...eh....gelap sket je pon......heheehhe...
time jd probate ni..sume bende nk kene hafal....cube korg bayang kan......satu booklet tebal tu nk kene hafal...PERIT....stakat hafal surah al-waqiah.........gua bole tahan lg..........ni nk hafal mende2 yg aku sendiri pon x paham tu....jwbnyer.....hmm je lah....

tempoh jd probate ni 9 bulan...lme tuuu.............mcm2 ritangan gua hadapi.......yg paling sakit skali kene trash....perghhhhh....................habes kerusi sume naek muka la..............kbnykn junior f2 bengang ngan aku.......korg xkan x kenal aku ....... ckp lps.....JUJUR........nilai murni tuuu...aku la slalu kene trash.....x dlm bilik pgws kt carpark.........ni tmpt aku sume ni........kene trash...ala da lali......

akhirnye,saat yg dinantikan  pemilihan jawatan................CAPTAIN f2 tye aku...nk jwatan ape............so aku jwb la dgn slamber....CAPTAIN!!!!!!..... diulangi CAPTAIN!!!!!!!.....hahaha..........sume org dlm bilik pgws tu usha aku panas jek..........so wat?   AKU TAU TARAF AKU KT SITU JEK........hahaha....

huarghh...adoi...........pnjg bonar cito den ni....xpe2.......den smbg esok...bnyk lg den nk cite.....lek2...nk tau...............follow je la blog aku ni........ok?? salam.....

END OF FIRST CHAPTER.......                                                                               

                                                                                                                                     y.ki

Thursday, June 2, 2011

~~ cuti-cuti PMR ~~

testing...testing....mic ok.........ehem2..........

ASSALAMMUALAIKUM......................wah............skejap je da ari khamis...........da nk abes cuti seminggu ni............hmmm........dak2 laen...sronok la..........cuti....PUSING SATU DUNIA......aku?? ngadap buku 24 jam..............bese la......dak PMR an....

Org laen sume CUTI2 MALAYSIA.....................aku kt sini ade trademark bru CUTI2 PMR...........lek saje..

ape??? korg tye aku study ape minggu nie??   lek2 aku pk..............urm hehehe........korg paham2 jela......

aku actually nk g tau korg something.............tp..............esok2 la.........da mlm ni...........mau tido........ok?? stakat ni je la ucapan aku..........ok?


TURN OPP THE SPEAKER PLES.....TQ....SALAM

Saturday, May 7, 2011

AMMAR'S BLOG........XXX ADULTHOOD ZONE

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Bile Satu Kelas Bau DIESEL.......terbaek la................

cop22222..........................tajuk kali ni mmg ade yg berkaitan 18 XXX sket...........che wah..........hahaha.....citenyer bile aku berjalan dgn penuh bergaya dari bilik pgws utk ke destinasi iaitu KELAS 3R yg ''TERCINTA''...............Then,bile sampai je klas yeah........................ADE BAU...........BAEK PYERRR........................................................bau diesel................ape?????  wangi???????......NO WAY........bukan diesel minyak wangi tu..................ni DIESEL yang isi minyak lori tu........x kan wangi.......sumpah hidung sumbat korg ni.....adoiiii.............


rupe2nyer............kawan aku g paling baek skali.......................****...............TELAH DIMANDIKAN SECARA TIDAK SENGAJA DGN MINYAK DIESEL...........................abes sluar warne maroon tukar wane iteammmmmmmmmmm..........hahahaha............mmg hensem la abg kte hari tu.............hahahaha........

ha?? nk tau mcm ne dak tu ley mandi diesel??
al kisah dye cm ni dye isi minyak kete kt shell before g skola.........dye press button minyak tu x kluar.....so,pyer la BIJAK sgt dye ni.........ley pulak dye tarik kluar muncung minyak tu ke sluar dye.dye picit button minyak.......FUSHHHH.............TERPANCUT KE SLUAR DYE ............FUHH.......SMPI UNDERWEAR SKALI BASAH.........mmg bes la kan...........hahahaha...


kepada beliau - **** jgn mara doe...........lek................hahahaaa

Saturday, March 26, 2011

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AMACAM???kreatif x tajuk blog aku....da mcm bhase firaun mesir da...........hahahaha...............boring la doe.........aku pon x tau nk wt pe............nk mgadap buku??? pergh....EUSTRESS......tu aku suke......BILE STRESS AKU AKTIF BILE AKU AKTIF AKU KREATIF,BILE AKU KREATIF SUME ORG BAWAH AKU........................hahahahaha..............................tu yg penting.....hahaha........ktawe je keje....tobat ammar....

smalam aku tgk papan kenyataan TARGET PELAJAR CEMERLANG PMR 2011

*usha pyer usha muke aku aku ade..........OH ________    w_________ hahaha......................x cye bhaiii.......MUKE AKU YG AGAK2 NERD.......ADE KT SITU...PASNI RESPONSIBLE LG BESAR LA JWBNYER...........STAKAT GMbR ADE KT SITU TP X CAPAI APE YG TARGET LEBIH BAek x yah


2nd story
aku x ske bergado,,,bile bergado aku nk settlekan cpt....tp aku pon sewel gak......buzy jek smpi mlm..xde masa....lek....mesty ade pyer mase tu.........

3rd story
TASRIF FE'EL BHASE ARAB AKU DA HAFAL.............FE'EL MADHI,FE'EL MUDHARIK,FE'EL AMMAR.SUME DA ADE DLM OTAK AKU..............MESTY KORG X CYE ADE FE'EL AMMAR DLM KATA NAMA BHASE ARAB...CAYE ATAU X./.......THAT;S TRUTH..........TOL KE? HAHAHAHA..........................................


conclusion dpd sume cite aku diatas bole dikatekan aku sedang menaip sambil menongeng kerana boring.......................................K....GRAK DULU....APE??? NK DGR LG??
LEK LA.............NNTY AKU CITE KAN...........IBU DEN BELI COKLAT CADBURY BLACK FOREST PAKET BESAR.......................................LAHAP....MUHAHAHAHA

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

YEAH.........GELARAN BARU 'PELAKON'....

Tu lah gelaran baru aku PELAKON...........aku rse weird la........hahaha......karut je pggil aku pelakon.....stakat menang SAGUHATI AKSI WAKTU REHAT je pon..........hahahaha.............BEG LIMITED EDITION TU.............payah nk dpt..........hahahaha...........................ary ni kt skola erm?? PERLU KE gua cite kt lu org sume.........actually gua cite pasal DAK SAKAI @ SUKOI........................

Bende ni jadi smalam.......aku saje menyibuk tgk perhimpunan ptg lps rehat.....saje nk tgk.....lame x masok petang.....rindu kottt.............saat aku berkuasa.........hahahahaha.....kini tidak lagi...........KENANGAN BHAI......................k.k.... aku nk cite ni..........ce cite......aku tgk la dak F2 LELAKI............kebetulan aku lalu kt barisan dak 2H...........BAGI AKU KLAS PALING GELAP LA aku pernah lalu............kerek la doe ayat...APE AKU KISAH???...NK BANTAI?/ X KAN BRANI NYER.............aku tgk sorg dak ni maki hamun pengawas.........POJET2 JEK.................KENCING PON BERCABANG LG MAU BNYK BUNYI................STUPID LA......................kang aku ckp bhase arab mmg x paham korg sbb korg pon x blaJa bhase arab.................hahaha..................  :) ...aku usha je dak tu.......pastu dye maki aku la..........BAGI AKU ORANG YG MAKI ORG NI MMG MAK BAPAK DYE RETI WT ANAK JE X RETI AJAR ANAK............STAKAT WT ANAK AKU PON TAU..........ADOIIII.lucah lak ayat aku........sori44////////

so,the conclusion jge ar mulut....jgn sampai aku tlg jaga kan........kalau aku jagakan mmg kaki  masok dlm mulut ar...............hahahaha........................LEK AMMAR................Y.K.I X BEGINI........HAHAHA.k ar mau tido la.............sok skola........FLY?? LPS PMR LA...............

Sunday, March 20, 2011

MASA JALAN LAJU DARI AKU....SLOW LA SKET...

Ni aku nk ckp sket............ADOI.........masa berjalan laju gilerrrrr.........grr.....tup...tup...da masok penghujung bulan 3.................perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................ini bermakna tinggal 7 PURNAMA lagi pmr aku........adoiiii



tp aku kene relax.....jgn tension mcm org bru lps menstruat.........lek ammar.......STUDY HARD AND SMART..........harapan menggunung dari sume pihak bhai utk aku dptkan 9A......................AKU pon kesian giler kt COCHRANE.....DA LMe xde org dpt 9A....hahahaha..............korg yg bce blog aku ni  doakan la bnyk2 utk aku,,,,,supaye 9A dlm gengaman......



SOKK DA NK SKOLA.........RUTIN HARIAN PON BERMULA...........HMM...........LEK....RINTANGAN PERLU DI HADAPI........

HAHAHAHA...K.K......AKU RSE AKU PERLU STOP DULU....APE?? NK DGR CITE AKU LG??
LEK..............NNTY AKU POST LA.............ADOIIII.........OK44 AKU GRAK DULU


SALAM 9A

Thursday, March 17, 2011

KEseoRAngan DI rumAH

sadis ble nk cite...........lg perit bile aku simpan...............PERGH...AYAT.................patut la BM A+ lg...................huhahaha........pojet2 jek..............................................opps...balik kpd pangkal jalan.........adoi ko ni mar kuat ngarot...........hahaha...lek44.................

Cite dye bermula begini PADA SUATU HARI YG INDAH,BURUNG BERKICAUAN,ADE YG SEDANG BEKERJA ADE YANG MENYANYI..................eh........eh......ni dialog HANTU KAK LIMAH...........ting tong suda.....

adoi ari ni aku kene tido sesorg kt umah ...............wuahhhh,.................family den sume balik kmpg...........tggal den di rumah sesorang,,,,,,,..............................SAPE NK BCE KAN BUKU CITE UTK DEN SBELOM TIDO???? SAPE NK NYANYI KAN UTK DEN SBELOM DEN TIDO??????? OHHH TIDAKKKKKKKK...........................................................sedih444............ni sbb esok ade sminar la ni.............DAK PMR KAN......MESTY LA RAJIN........................................................BAKAL2 KISAS OR DAK SBP NIYH............................9A TU MATLAMAT DEN............


KORANG YG BCE BLOG AKU NIH.....DOAKAN AKU...........9A BERJAYA DICAPAI.........AKU PON KESIAN TGK COCHRANE LAME XDE DAK DPT 9A.........SO, AKU TAMAT KAN KEMARAU TU...............HAHAHAHA................


PRAY NOT ENOUGH TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS
WORK HARDER WITHOUT KNOW THE MEANING OF FATIGUE
WILL DETERMINE YOUR SUCCESS.......MY MOM ALWAYS SAID THIS WORDS

LAME X UPDATE...TRANSFORMASI KEHIDUPAN

PERGH............long time no update the blog.......dulu poyo2 je azam nk update hari2....last2......kata hanya tggal kata..............muahahaha..............maklumlah sibuk an..............aduyai....mcm businessman la plak..........pape je lah...............hahaha..........

Sekarang ni mcm2 da brubah........2010 mmg bes...tp tu sume sjarah la beb.......2011 ntah ape cite nye aku pon x tau lg...............da bulan 3.........focus study...........tp ade gak result cibai........ingt ONE BIG SUCCES WILL COME AFTER THEIR GREATEST DISSAPOINMENT.............tu kate2 kawan aku....tp kate2 tu la yg aku pegang sampai ari ni...............OPPS..STOP TACING...............................

THIS YEAR PMR,,,,,pressure year,,,,,,nerd year,,,,,,,i want to be an OUTSTANDING STUDENTS..........I wants to grab the 9A's........and leave cochrane.............COCHRANE FULL OF CONFLICT.....I HATE CONFLICT..........


BUT...I CAN PREDICT THIS YEAR WAH A WONDERFUL YEAR THIS IS BECAUSE I HAVE


 LIFE NEEDS TO TRANSFORM...........................

Saturday, June 25, 2011

PREFECTS GATHERING DI SBU

ASSALAMMUALAIKUM.DAN SALAM 1 MALAYSIA....testing mic....1,2,3..............okok....

ary nie aku nk cite pasal smalam sabtu ape jd.......actually smalam aku ade prefext's gathering.....so smalam all prefects dri mcm2 skola dtg la.......tgk2 COCHRANE pyer prefect je pkai sluar putih,....hensem bhai.....mcm2 aktiviti la kt sane..........dpt berkenalan dgn kwn2 bru.....kt sane org puteh kte ape ek ITS PREFECT FUN TIME....gitulah ayatnye........hahahaha.......... to  TENGKU HARITH,TO BOTH ABG ADIB FROM V.I ,AKAK2 SBU DLM GROUP SYE...U THE BES............lg satu kiteorg  ade tgkp gmbr satu group.....mmg ketard jek sume.....hahahahha.......then abes je prefect gathering smalam kiteorg tros je balik...aku,akmal ngan abg agus....syok giler...ESPRIT DE CORPS

Saturday, June 11, 2011

TaMat SudA KegEmbIRAan

SALAM....testing mic....okok...

tajuk diatas cukup utk menggambarkan kesedehan dan kesadisan aku sbb CUTI da abes......tamat la kegembiraan......

2 minggu cuti....ON9,ON9,ON9....................pergh.....study x menetu tp ade la 3-4 subjek aku da katam F1 ngan F2.......lek jek.............hahaha...........................cuti aku kali ni ditemani ooleh rakan2 KAA CREW.............dany,sai,syakir,kekasih glap aku pana,erin,hanim,nuek akmal..........dan LAEN2.....hurm....

actually aku tgh bosan menaip nie sbb makin hari makin dekat bhai nk PMR.......takut gak nie.................nk wt cm ne....lg takut lg cepat dye dtg...........lek saje la...............mcm2 da jd dlm 2minggu cuti nie

first, BELIAU da remove aku dri family members dye.........actually aku x kesah pon nk buang ke x....korg x kan x knal aku.....berjiwe kering...nk buang,buang la....nk simpan,simpan je la.....LG PON NOTHING JE BENDE JADAH NIE SUME.....

second,tq bang long (dany) da motivate bang cik utk menghadapi PMR this year........pesanan kamu tu mmg menusuk kalbu den.....membakar semangat pon ade.....mung doa den 9A......dekat SASER tu...

third,KEKASIH GLAP KU PANA ...........ADOIII.......jgn lupe kamu menukarkan password aku........after kite kawen abg kau kawen..............jgn smpi esok PMR ari ni aku on9......parah nmenye tu.... ingt tu....

fourth,syakir kt skola kite sambung cite XXX.......lek saje.....mcm2 cer aku nk ckp kt ko nie...

tu je la yg aku rse nk ckp b4 skola stat balik......actually,MCM2 BENDE BEST AKU WT....tp,biar lah aku N THE GANG JE TAU....GMBR2....NNTY LA AKU UPLOAD.....

ok da mlm nie...nk tido la......sudah lewat malam....hahaha........BUDAK NERD kene tido awal.................x gitu MAIL LAMBUNG?........turn opp the mic ples.....tq....SALAM.....

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

ANKLE INJURY............argh..

SALAM TO ALL DER AND SIS.....................

    Ary nie aku nk cite pasal kecederaan yg menimpa aku selasa smalam..................cite dye mcm ni...sdang aku asyik braksi di atas padang pergh tetibe kene tackle...............atfirst ingtnyer ok je............ley -pulak ku sambung bermain....ish2.............smpi je umah....JENGJENGJENG......................kaki aku scare automatic je x boley jalan...........pergh meraung kesakitan aku......sakit giler..................aku da bubuh ass ais........tp x jalan gak.....lastly  mak aku suroh letak air beras.sapu kt tmpt yg sakit tu.................aku dgr pon blank.....hehehe...........aku pon buat je la..........................smalaman aku x tido...........mengenangkan rasa yg btol2 saket ni....................ish2...................

esok nye rabu aku balik kmpg.....................smpi je kmpg aku tros kene urut ngan ATOK UDA aku..............sakit bhaiii....tp aku kool jek.....hehehe.......lastly terus sihat.......NOW MY INJURY RECOVERED

Saturday, June 4, 2011

~~ My Journey In PREFECT BOARD ~~ emm

testing2.......mic soundcheck.......haa...okok////////////........bru ley stat cite mic da on...........

SALAM.................ok ari ni gua saje je nk cite or sharing nan korg pasal pengalaman aku spanjang jd prefect.....POPULAR KE?  WANTED KE? hahahaha

      first time aku masok cochrane aku blur...tgk skola  bosa betol.....lg pon skola rendah aku dulu sekangkang kera je porn pon.....................maklumlah aku ni kekadg bole dpt penyakit KEJUTAN BUDAYA........haha..sangap la gak aku nan SMK COCHRANE ni.....bese la...dak2 x matang lg an....masok skola besar......JAKUN BHAI....hahaha.....

Ari pertama aku masok skola ni first skali aku usha prefect dye...haha..............SUIT DYE CANTEK........gua admire gile babi pyer la....ntah apsal ntah......sukoi2......nk dipendekkan cite gua apply la nk jd PREFECT..........skali nme gua dpt.................aku ingt tros pkai baju pengawas........skali ade pemilihan la..........da mcm SELECTION BOLA lak...adoiiii...............UTK PENGETAHUAN KALIAN, sekolah beta sbelom jd pgws perlu jd probate......ala mcm jawatan dlm askar la.......yg paling KEJI skali jawatan PROBATE laa....................hahaha

first time aku jd probate aku duty main gate..........duty sini lebeyh kurg ambik part time jd pak guard la..........bukak pagar jge pagar.........lg saket bile panas terik....pergh....saket bhai......cube la korg bayangkan kulit aku dulu seindah suria menyinar skang da mcm bontot kuali...eh....gelap sket je pon......heheehhe...
time jd probate ni..sume bende nk kene hafal....cube korg bayang kan......satu booklet tebal tu nk kene hafal...PERIT....stakat hafal surah al-waqiah.........gua bole tahan lg..........ni nk hafal mende2 yg aku sendiri pon x paham tu....jwbnyer.....hmm je lah....

tempoh jd probate ni 9 bulan...lme tuuu.............mcm2 ritangan gua hadapi.......yg paling sakit skali kene trash....perghhhhh....................habes kerusi sume naek muka la..............kbnykn junior f2 bengang ngan aku.......korg xkan x kenal aku ....... ckp lps.....JUJUR........nilai murni tuuu...aku la slalu kene trash.....x dlm bilik pgws kt carpark.........ni tmpt aku sume ni........kene trash...ala da lali......

akhirnye,saat yg dinantikan  pemilihan jawatan................CAPTAIN f2 tye aku...nk jwatan ape............so aku jwb la dgn slamber....CAPTAIN!!!!!!..... diulangi CAPTAIN!!!!!!!.....hahaha..........sume org dlm bilik pgws tu usha aku panas jek..........so wat?   AKU TAU TARAF AKU KT SITU JEK........hahaha....

huarghh...adoi...........pnjg bonar cito den ni....xpe2.......den smbg esok...bnyk lg den nk cite.....lek2...nk tau...............follow je la blog aku ni........ok?? salam.....

END OF FIRST CHAPTER.......                                                                               

                                                                                                                                     y.ki

Thursday, June 2, 2011

~~ cuti-cuti PMR ~~

testing...testing....mic ok.........ehem2..........

ASSALAMMUALAIKUM......................wah............skejap je da ari khamis...........da nk abes cuti seminggu ni............hmmm........dak2 laen...sronok la..........cuti....PUSING SATU DUNIA......aku?? ngadap buku 24 jam..............bese la......dak PMR an....

Org laen sume CUTI2 MALAYSIA.....................aku kt sini ade trademark bru CUTI2 PMR...........lek saje..

ape??? korg tye aku study ape minggu nie??   lek2 aku pk..............urm hehehe........korg paham2 jela......

aku actually nk g tau korg something.............tp..............esok2 la.........da mlm ni...........mau tido........ok?? stakat ni je la ucapan aku..........ok?


TURN OPP THE SPEAKER PLES.....TQ....SALAM

Saturday, May 7, 2011

AMMAR'S BLOG........XXX ADULTHOOD ZONE

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Bile Satu Kelas Bau DIESEL.......terbaek la................

cop22222..........................tajuk kali ni mmg ade yg berkaitan 18 XXX sket...........che wah..........hahaha.....citenyer bile aku berjalan dgn penuh bergaya dari bilik pgws utk ke destinasi iaitu KELAS 3R yg ''TERCINTA''...............Then,bile sampai je klas yeah........................ADE BAU...........BAEK PYERRR........................................................bau diesel................ape?????  wangi???????......NO WAY........bukan diesel minyak wangi tu..................ni DIESEL yang isi minyak lori tu........x kan wangi.......sumpah hidung sumbat korg ni.....adoiiii.............


rupe2nyer............kawan aku g paling baek skali.......................****...............TELAH DIMANDIKAN SECARA TIDAK SENGAJA DGN MINYAK DIESEL...........................abes sluar warne maroon tukar wane iteammmmmmmmmmm..........hahahaha............mmg hensem la abg kte hari tu.............hahahaha........

ha?? nk tau mcm ne dak tu ley mandi diesel??
al kisah dye cm ni dye isi minyak kete kt shell before g skola.........dye press button minyak tu x kluar.....so,pyer la BIJAK sgt dye ni.........ley pulak dye tarik kluar muncung minyak tu ke sluar dye.dye picit button minyak.......FUSHHHH.............TERPANCUT KE SLUAR DYE ............FUHH.......SMPI UNDERWEAR SKALI BASAH.........mmg bes la kan...........hahahaha...


kepada beliau - **** jgn mara doe...........lek................hahahaaa

Saturday, March 26, 2011

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AMACAM???kreatif x tajuk blog aku....da mcm bhase firaun mesir da...........hahahaha...............boring la doe.........aku pon x tau nk wt pe............nk mgadap buku??? pergh....EUSTRESS......tu aku suke......BILE STRESS AKU AKTIF BILE AKU AKTIF AKU KREATIF,BILE AKU KREATIF SUME ORG BAWAH AKU........................hahahahaha..............................tu yg penting.....hahaha........ktawe je keje....tobat ammar....

smalam aku tgk papan kenyataan TARGET PELAJAR CEMERLANG PMR 2011

*usha pyer usha muke aku aku ade..........OH ________    w_________ hahaha......................x cye bhaiii.......MUKE AKU YG AGAK2 NERD.......ADE KT SITU...PASNI RESPONSIBLE LG BESAR LA JWBNYER...........STAKAT GMbR ADE KT SITU TP X CAPAI APE YG TARGET LEBIH BAek x yah


2nd story
aku x ske bergado,,,bile bergado aku nk settlekan cpt....tp aku pon sewel gak......buzy jek smpi mlm..xde masa....lek....mesty ade pyer mase tu.........

3rd story
TASRIF FE'EL BHASE ARAB AKU DA HAFAL.............FE'EL MADHI,FE'EL MUDHARIK,FE'EL AMMAR.SUME DA ADE DLM OTAK AKU..............MESTY KORG X CYE ADE FE'EL AMMAR DLM KATA NAMA BHASE ARAB...CAYE ATAU X./.......THAT;S TRUTH..........TOL KE? HAHAHAHA..........................................


conclusion dpd sume cite aku diatas bole dikatekan aku sedang menaip sambil menongeng kerana boring.......................................K....GRAK DULU....APE??? NK DGR LG??
LEK LA.............NNTY AKU CITE KAN...........IBU DEN BELI COKLAT CADBURY BLACK FOREST PAKET BESAR.......................................LAHAP....MUHAHAHAHA

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

YEAH.........GELARAN BARU 'PELAKON'....

Tu lah gelaran baru aku PELAKON...........aku rse weird la........hahaha......karut je pggil aku pelakon.....stakat menang SAGUHATI AKSI WAKTU REHAT je pon..........hahahaha.............BEG LIMITED EDITION TU.............payah nk dpt..........hahahaha...........................ary ni kt skola erm?? PERLU KE gua cite kt lu org sume.........actually gua cite pasal DAK SAKAI @ SUKOI........................

Bende ni jadi smalam.......aku saje menyibuk tgk perhimpunan ptg lps rehat.....saje nk tgk.....lame x masok petang.....rindu kottt.............saat aku berkuasa.........hahahahaha.....kini tidak lagi...........KENANGAN BHAI......................k.k.... aku nk cite ni..........ce cite......aku tgk la dak F2 LELAKI............kebetulan aku lalu kt barisan dak 2H...........BAGI AKU KLAS PALING GELAP LA aku pernah lalu............kerek la doe ayat...APE AKU KISAH???...NK BANTAI?/ X KAN BRANI NYER.............aku tgk sorg dak ni maki hamun pengawas.........POJET2 JEK.................KENCING PON BERCABANG LG MAU BNYK BUNYI................STUPID LA......................kang aku ckp bhase arab mmg x paham korg sbb korg pon x blaJa bhase arab.................hahaha..................  :) ...aku usha je dak tu.......pastu dye maki aku la..........BAGI AKU ORANG YG MAKI ORG NI MMG MAK BAPAK DYE RETI WT ANAK JE X RETI AJAR ANAK............STAKAT WT ANAK AKU PON TAU..........ADOIIII.lucah lak ayat aku........sori44////////

so,the conclusion jge ar mulut....jgn sampai aku tlg jaga kan........kalau aku jagakan mmg kaki  masok dlm mulut ar...............hahahaha........................LEK AMMAR................Y.K.I X BEGINI........HAHAHA.k ar mau tido la.............sok skola........FLY?? LPS PMR LA...............

Sunday, March 20, 2011

MASA JALAN LAJU DARI AKU....SLOW LA SKET...

Ni aku nk ckp sket............ADOI.........masa berjalan laju gilerrrrr.........grr.....tup...tup...da masok penghujung bulan 3.................perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................ini bermakna tinggal 7 PURNAMA lagi pmr aku........adoiiii



tp aku kene relax.....jgn tension mcm org bru lps menstruat.........lek ammar.......STUDY HARD AND SMART..........harapan menggunung dari sume pihak bhai utk aku dptkan 9A......................AKU pon kesian giler kt COCHRANE.....DA LMe xde org dpt 9A....hahahaha..............korg yg bce blog aku ni  doakan la bnyk2 utk aku,,,,,supaye 9A dlm gengaman......



SOKK DA NK SKOLA.........RUTIN HARIAN PON BERMULA...........HMM...........LEK....RINTANGAN PERLU DI HADAPI........

HAHAHAHA...K.K......AKU RSE AKU PERLU STOP DULU....APE?? NK DGR CITE AKU LG??
LEK..............NNTY AKU POST LA.............ADOIIII.........OK44 AKU GRAK DULU


SALAM 9A

Thursday, March 17, 2011

KEseoRAngan DI rumAH

sadis ble nk cite...........lg perit bile aku simpan...............PERGH...AYAT.................patut la BM A+ lg...................huhahaha........pojet2 jek..............................................opps...balik kpd pangkal jalan.........adoi ko ni mar kuat ngarot...........hahaha...lek44.................

Cite dye bermula begini PADA SUATU HARI YG INDAH,BURUNG BERKICAUAN,ADE YG SEDANG BEKERJA ADE YANG MENYANYI..................eh........eh......ni dialog HANTU KAK LIMAH...........ting tong suda.....

adoi ari ni aku kene tido sesorg kt umah ...............wuahhhh,.................family den sume balik kmpg...........tggal den di rumah sesorang,,,,,,,..............................SAPE NK BCE KAN BUKU CITE UTK DEN SBELOM TIDO???? SAPE NK NYANYI KAN UTK DEN SBELOM DEN TIDO??????? OHHH TIDAKKKKKKKK...........................................................sedih444............ni sbb esok ade sminar la ni.............DAK PMR KAN......MESTY LA RAJIN........................................................BAKAL2 KISAS OR DAK SBP NIYH............................9A TU MATLAMAT DEN............


KORANG YG BCE BLOG AKU NIH.....DOAKAN AKU...........9A BERJAYA DICAPAI.........AKU PON KESIAN TGK COCHRANE LAME XDE DAK DPT 9A.........SO, AKU TAMAT KAN KEMARAU TU...............HAHAHAHA................


PRAY NOT ENOUGH TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS
WORK HARDER WITHOUT KNOW THE MEANING OF FATIGUE
WILL DETERMINE YOUR SUCCESS.......MY MOM ALWAYS SAID THIS WORDS

LAME X UPDATE...TRANSFORMASI KEHIDUPAN

PERGH............long time no update the blog.......dulu poyo2 je azam nk update hari2....last2......kata hanya tggal kata..............muahahaha..............maklumlah sibuk an..............aduyai....mcm businessman la plak..........pape je lah...............hahaha..........

Sekarang ni mcm2 da brubah........2010 mmg bes...tp tu sume sjarah la beb.......2011 ntah ape cite nye aku pon x tau lg...............da bulan 3.........focus study...........tp ade gak result cibai........ingt ONE BIG SUCCES WILL COME AFTER THEIR GREATEST DISSAPOINMENT.............tu kate2 kawan aku....tp kate2 tu la yg aku pegang sampai ari ni...............OPPS..STOP TACING...............................

THIS YEAR PMR,,,,,pressure year,,,,,,nerd year,,,,,,,i want to be an OUTSTANDING STUDENTS..........I wants to grab the 9A's........and leave cochrane.............COCHRANE FULL OF CONFLICT.....I HATE CONFLICT..........


BUT...I CAN PREDICT THIS YEAR WAH A WONDERFUL YEAR THIS IS BECAUSE I HAVE


 LIFE NEEDS TO TRANSFORM...........................

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